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Ba hôm sẽ cho ra 1 chapter!

Chapter 431

Well...

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- Am I the only one that had the "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly" theme stuck in her head after seeing the first panel? Oh and does anybody know the name of that ball of grass that appears in Cowboy movies? >_>
- Pain: Mh... God Realm will take some time to heal... In the meantime, let's attack SuperNaruto with only three bodies so he can kill them. Then I'll send another body. If that doesn't work, I'll send another one. If THAT doesn't work, I'm screwed. But I can't send them all at the same time, that wouldn't be polite.
- Naruto: Gamakichi, I summon you! (you know you were thinking it)
- Tsunade, back to the kitchen. Make the man his sammich.
- The Anbu guy is the only one that is surprised about GIANT FROG.
- Naruto tells Tsunade that everybody should go with her to the kitchen.
- Tsunade agrees. She has a new recipe she wanted to try. But before she leaves, she gives YodaFrog a minislug.
- That slug is kinda cute, tbh.
- Naruto has the Force now and can sense people. But no Kakashi. So he asks if he is out of town. He heard there was an IchaIchaCon in Suna.
- Naruto is completely calm at the fact that Kakashi left to the IchaIchaCon without him. Fishy.
- BIG d*mn SUMMONS
- BIG d*mn RHINO.
- TsuSaku is canon. Sakura screamed her name.
- Tsunade is gonna fire her plastic surgeon. Oh, and she tells Sakura that the Man is in tha House. So no worries.
- Did Naruto just toss a giant Rhino out of his way? Overpowered who?
- Mh... Rhinoball...
- I swear I laughed for five minutes with the panel where the Rhino goes flying. Team Rocket moment.
- Girl!Pain chooses Doggie 1 and 2!
- Naruto counters with Frogs! Frogs use SONIC BOOM! It's super effective!
- Bushins! I didn't see that coming.
- Rasengans! I didn't see that coming either.
- Bye doggies.
- LOL Flying Rhino is still there XD
- Time for Gamabunta (and friends) to smack a bitch.
- That's slug is really cute. I want one.
- Frog... katas? .___. I suddenly imagined the frogs doing the Karate Kid Move. And many lulz were had.
- Naruto doesn't even need to hit his target... seems the Force does it for him.
- Bye Ugly!Pain.
- Gamabunta does not smack. He stabs.
- So do his friends.
- Everybody was Kun Fu Fightiiiiing.
- Gamabunta tells the big dog to be a good bitch and shut up.
- So, yeah, Naruto is God and Pain is about to get raped. I guess he will become the newest member of the "Villains being humilliated to hype Good Guy" Club.

To be honest, as flashy as this chapter was... I think it was ridiculous. Training with Jiraiya = useless. 7 days with frogs. You are stronger than your whole village. Which makes me wonder: Why the F*** Jiraiya didn't let the frogs train Naruto?

:/

Oh, and I don't think Kakashi is dead.

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Oh, the new chapter!

... Was pretty boring.

Chapter 432

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- Naruto uses moar kage bushins. Still not surprised.
- Pain: I see you are using the Force Sage Mode, just like Master Obi Wan Jiraiya. I bet you learned it from a tiny old man.
- Pain wants to bond with Naruto. Aaaaaw.
- Jiraiya wanted to live in a world with Playboy bunnies, Pain. Not peace. I bet you fell asleep during that lesson.
- Naruto uses ShuriRasengan! It's gonna be super effective! because he is the main character and he must look cool and yada yada.
- NARUTO MAD NARUTO SMASH
- Ok, so in Pain's dictionary: Bonding = You gonna be a corpse then you can play house with me
- More random ass kissing for you, Naruto.
- Naruto is losing his sense of humour. D:
- Frogs seem surprised. OMG HE KNOWS HOW TO DO SOMETHING HE COULDN'T A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO THANKS TO MAGIC TRAINING. Don't blame them, is not like this happened befor... oh, wait. D:
- Kishimoto proves again that women in his manga only appear to be useful and then have to be saved. Seriously, is female Pain wondering if she left the gas on that she didn't notice the GIANT BOOMERANG COMING YOUR WAY?
- Boomerang expands! It's super effective (told ya)
- Another Pain bites the dust.
- TURKEY ATTACKS!
- I can see the PainDei fans squealing.
- Bravo Pain, you just noticed that you can't reason with the main character when you killed his teacher, destroyed his village and well... you are the bad guy. You are screwed by default.
- Shikamaru is secretly happy that his leg is broken. Now he won't be able to cheerlead over Naruto and he won't have to wear a miniskirt.
- Is i me or Shikamaru's fangirl number 54364694 hasn't moved since we last saw her? o_o
- Shikamaru must be reading my mind.
- Shikaku confirms teamwork is dead, Konoha has been nerfed so Naruto could shine and that they should ALL go back to the kitchen. Oh, and that revenge is good only when your name is Naruto or Shikamaru
- Puppies are not dead after all.
- For some reason I find the Dog vs Frog fight really funny and much more interesting that the Pain vs Naruto one.
- YodaFrog states the obvious.
- Naruto is about to run out of batteries.
- I know YodaFrog was referring to one of the other frogs, but I can't stop thinking about Gamabunta actually throwing a meat bun.
- Frog uses mist... then everything is black.
- Girl!Pain is screwed.
- Auch.
- While being swallowed by a giant frog is kinda... sad, at least she was killed by Gamabunta The Awesome.
- Naruto has a surprise for Pain!
- Or maybe not. Rasengan is so last season.
- My bad, she was killed by a Rasengan. While being salivated by Gamabunta. Kishimoto can't top this, can he? *is afraid for Sakura now*
- Bye doggies.
- Naruto is out of batteries.
- Pain does his happy face. Which looks exactly like all his other faces: :/
- Naruto is screwed. Well, logically speaking. I'm sure Will of Fire will save his ass. Somehow.

Or maybe Team Gai will make THE Dynamic Entry.

In all, this chapter was booooring.

That said...
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"Master and Student meet again" or "Sasuke is batshit crazy, Kakashi is a sexy MOFO and Kishimoto trolls another pairing"

- Sakura is in the cover and she looks really pretty.
- Kakashi is chasing Sasuke and Sak... oh who cares, nice angle, Kishi *____*
- Kakashi: *slaps Kiba around* Wake up and tell me where she went!
- Kiba: ...sh*t how much did I drink last night?
- Kakashi: ...she went after Sasuke? Gimme some directions!
- Kiba: That bitch... spiked my piña colada...
- Kakashi: I see Tsunade has been teaching Sakura all about alcoholic beverages.
- OMG Kakashi dragging them to a corner and arranging their sleeping bodies. That's so cute.
- Kakashi: Oh look at the time! Gotta go, have to save the girl.
MEANWHILE IN A BRIDGE
- Nice legs, Sakura.
- Sasuke: WTF would you join me?
- Suspicious Sasuke is suspicious.
- Sakura: I have no ulterior motive. I swear. Pinky promise.
- Karin can tell that you have the hots for Sasuke and that you are lying, Sakura.
- Sasuke looks kinda dead.
- Sakura is willing to do whatever Sasuke wants. Girl, that ain't wise.
- Sasuke: Anything?
- Sakura: Anything.
- Sasuke: Ok, I wanna destroy Konoha. Are you willing to do that? >(
- Sakura: ...oshit... I mean, sure! Why not? I have nothing better to do.
- Sasuke is not convinced so he tells her to prove it by killing poor Karin.
- Karin: FML
- I wanna hug Karin.
- Sakura: Who is she?
- Sasuke: Useless female fodder.
- Sasuke reads Konoha Daily and that's why he knows Sakura is a medic ninja.
-
Sakura reflects on how much Sasuke has changed and that she really
needs to know where he gets those fabulous outfits and how he keeps his
hair so shiny.
- Sakura approaches Karin and Sasuke with a kunai and Sasuke asks her if she is man enough to do it.
- Sakura: I'm not a man. -__-
- Sasuke: That's why you never get to do sh*t.
- Sakura: ...f*ck you. Naruto Funny Spoilers (không xem phí cả đời) Frown
- Seriously? A kunai? You wanna kill SASUKE with a kunai?
- Karin tells Sasuke not to do it.
- OMG KARIN WANTED TO PROTECT SAKURA <3
- AND NOW BATSHIT SASUKE ATTACKS SAKURA FROM BEHIND
- Not cool, Sasuke.
- Sasuke is about to run his arm through Sakura's skull when...
- KAKASHI TO THE RESCUE
- Sakura: OMG Kakashi-sensei why so hot?
- Sasuke: WAT
- Kakashi: You have been a bad boy, Sasuke.
- Karin: *snores*
- Sasuke tries to hit Kakashi and receives a kick for his troubles.
- Sasuke: They just keep on coming. Why the heck is everybody stalking me? D<
- Kakashi: You were trying to kill Sasuke on your own? With a kunai? Srsly?
- Sakura: sh*t, Busted!
-
Kakashi: This is all my fault. I failed as a teacher. I wanted to
convince myself that Kishimoto would not make Sasuke an evil, childish,
moronic...
- Sasuke: I'm right here, you know.
- Kakashi: ...spoiled, ridiculous, selfish, assbow-wearing, walking crime against fashion...
- Sasuke: I resent the last one.
- Kakashi: ...jerkish, immature little piece of sh*t.
- Sasuke: Do you feel better now?
- Kakashi: Oh yes.
- Is anybody getting huge Star Wars vibes from this? I swear, if Sakura pulls a "Sasuke, you are breaking my heart"...
-
Kakashi: Sasuke, I hate having to repeat myself. I usually bitchslap
the people who don't get it the first time. But I made an exception
with you because you are so very pretty. So I'm gonna say it one more
time: STOP WITH THE REVENGE, MAN.
- Sasuke: Naruto Funny Spoilers (không xem phí cả đời) Kiralaughplz MINE IS AN EVIL LAUGH
- Kakashi: *not impressed*
- Sakura: ... Yep, he has lost it.
- Sasuke: BRING BACK MY MOMMY AND MY DADDY AND MY BROTHER AND MY DOG LUCKY AND MAYBE I'LL STOP.
- Kakashi: ...I don't want to kill you because I just did my nails.
- For some reason Sasuke really wants to kill Kakashi.
- Tobidara has like a reverse Naruto no Jutsu or something.
- Kakashi: Sakura, take the girl and heal her so she can give us some info about why Sasuke lost his marbles.
- Sakura: But...
- Kakashi: And bring me a sammich, please.
- Sakura: What about you? D:
- Kakashi: Don't worry. Just doing my job. 8D
- Sakura pouts. I wanna hug her too.
- You know what this means right? Sexy healing time! 8D
MEANWHILE, NARUTO IS RUNNING
- Kakashi compares Orochimaru with Sasuke and Sarutobi with himself.
- Don't you dare die on us, Kakashi, You are too hot to die. We are running out of pretty people Naruto Funny Spoilers (không xem phí cả đời) Frown
- Sasuke wants to kill stuff because he is Super Evil.

So
is Sasuke wacko wacko? Is Kakashi gonna die? Is Naruto going to be
delayed by somebody? Did I leave the gas on? Is Sasuke being
controlled? Is Sasuke an ass? Ok, no need to answer the last one, we
know the answer.

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Sasuke, I have something for you:

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"Team 7!" or "Sakura molests Karin, Sasuke is a spoiled brat and Kishimoto is the King of Pairing Trolls"

- Chapters starts with Sakura's hands all over Karin's invisible boobage.
- This pleases me.
- What has Sasuke's transformation done to Sakura's feelin... WHO CARES, SAKURA IS MOLESTING KARIN.
- Karin wants to know who is the girl that is molesting her.
- Sakura is almost done taking your clothes off, Karin.
- Karin doesn't want to know how Sakura feels because she is THE ENEMY.
- Aaaw, who wants to hug Sakura?
- Sakura cries, Karin cries. In this manga having ovaries means that you are a Suiton user 24/7.
- Yuri action pleases Kakashi too. See? This man knows his sh*t.
-
Sasuke: Ok, stop drooling and listen to me. Only Uchihas can use the
Sharingan... YOU CAN'T USE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT ONE OF US.
- Kakashi: d*mn spoiled kid interrumpting my yuri.
MEANWHILE IN THE FOREST
- Naruto is running and flashbacking.
- O HAI ITACHI YOUR BROTHER IS A MORON. HAPPY NOW?
- Itachi wants to know what would Naruto do if Sasukito attacks Konoha.
- Everybody: Sasuke sucks, your ideology sucks, you gotta do what you gotta do.
- Naruto wants to see Sasuke before he makes his choice DUN DUN
MEANWHILE, BACK TO CRAZYSUKE AND CO.
- Sasuke uses Flowergan and Susanito
- Kakashi uses warp!
- And it works.
- Sasuke, you look like sh*t.
- Kakashi: Soooo...that's Susano'o.
- Sasuke: He can do tricks and everything. I see you can use the Sharinganz. You should thank my Clan.
- Kakashi: Sasuke, look inside your heart. Remember who you are. Remember your friends.
- Sasuke: You are still corny.
- Kakashi: LOOK DEEPER
- Sasuke has anoth... OMG ROOKIE 12 TEAM PIC <3
- For some reason, Sasuke thinks everybody is laughing at Itachi's death. WHAT.
- Sasuke: I WILL TURN YOUR LAUGHER INTO SCREAMS MUAHAHAHAHAAA
- Kakashi: ...okaay, you need to stop taking crazy pills.
- Karin tells Sakura that Sasuke's chakra is Ice Cold and he is not the bastard she used to know.
- Kakashi: O CRAP
- Susanito morphs but something happens...
- Kakashi is surprised.
- What is this? Sasuke is going blind? How can it beeeeeee?
- Sasuke, this is what happens when you watch a lot of porn and you don't let your eyes rest. And you injured your medic. Twit.
- Sasuke: O NOES MY VISION
- Sakura leaves Karin behind to do something.
- Karin totally has a crush on Sakura now.
- Sasuke has something in his eye.
- Kakashi: !
- OMG GUYS SAKURA IS BEING ALL NINJA AND SPIDERMAN-LIKE
- Kakashi: Sakura why did you come back? You are a girl! You are bound to fail!
- Sakura won't let Kakashi carry the burden.
- MOAR FLASHBACKS
- Sakura tells the others to let her handle it. Ok, that ended well...
- Sakura cannot falter! You know what this means, right? -_-
- OMG CHIBI SAKURA.
- OMG CHIBI SASUKE.
- OMG CHIBI TEAM 7 FUCKYOUKISHIFORFUCKINGTHEMUP
- Sakura remembers Sasuke's "Thank you"
- ...and she can't kill him.
- So she cries some more.
- d*mn you kishi, d*mn you to hell
- Sasuke may be blind, but he ain't deaf!
- Sasuke is gonna choke a bitch
- Kakashi runs in slow motion.
- Ok, something tells me Kishimoto was re-watching Episode 3 when he drew this...
- Sasuke is gonna use Sakura's kunai to kill her...
- Kakashi: NOOOOOOOOOOO
- AND OUT OF NOWHERE, NARUTO TO THE RESCUE
- Kishimoto, you pairing troll you.
- That spread is kinda cool.
- Thank you for making Sakura a Damsel in Distress, Kishimoto. That was awfully lovely of you.
- Sakura: Naruto...
- Kakashi: Naruto?
- Sasuke: ...Naruto? Where? I can't see sh*t.
- Naruto looks kinda hot.
- OMG TEAM 7 IS ASSEMBLED AGAIN.

AND HERE COMES THE DRAMATRAIN.

...so,
will Naruto try to use Jesus no Jutsu? Will he kick blind!Sasuke's ass?
Will Kishimoto stop hating on poor Sakura? Will Kakashi continue to be
s*x on legs?

This is me right now:

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This is Kishi right now:

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"So close and yet so far" or "Kishi is Sasunaru's biggest fangirl"

- Naruto and Sasuke are in the cover. About to kiss each other passionately.
- Since when is Naruto taller than Sasuke? Is he wearing High Heels?
- I love the side text. Naruto Uzumaki and Uchiha Sasuke, the class clown and the elite. It's like Romeo and Juliet.
- Their eyes met. Sparks fly. The buttsex subtext writes itself.
- Kakashi is not distracted by the yaoi and tries to hit Sasuke.
- Sasuke blocks and goes flying.
- Kakashi praises Naruto's timing.
-
Naruto has great Big d*mn Heroes moments. The problem comes later, when
he starts talking with the villains and coverts them with fanfic.
- Sakura: Thank you, Naruto.
- Naruto is too busy ogling Sasuke, Sakura.
-
Naruto: Sasuke, Sakura-chan is part of Team 7. I know, this may shock
you after the way Kishimoto has treated her in the past few chapters.
But I swear she is part of the team and even a main character! Just
like us!
- Sasuke: You lie. Also, I'm ex Team 7. So I don't care.
- Kakashi: Ok, do you finally realize he is Evil and Cannot be redeemed ever?
- Naruto: *totally ignores Kakashi* Sasuke, Tobidara told me the truth about Itachi.
- Sakura: Truth? What? I NEVER GET THE GODDAMN UPDATES ON THE SITUATION.
- Naruto: I totally understand why you did it.
- Everybody: WUT
- Sasuke: As I told 200 chapters ago, you don't get it because you never had anybody. So, screw you. OUTSIDEEEEEEER.
- Sakura: Bitch, Naruto is still crushing on you even when the world is telling him to get over you!
- Everybody: *ignores Sakura*
- Sakura: FML Naruto Funny Spoilers (không xem phí cả đời) Frown
- Sasuke: Whatever. Did I mention I killed Danzou a couple of minutes ago?
- Kakashi: He did WHAT?
- Sakura: D:
- Sasuke: AND IT FELT AWESOME. BEST HIGH EVER.
- Kakashi: This kid needs to get laid.
- Sasuke: I'm finally cleansing the Uchiha name by killing everybody who ever associated with us!
- Yes, Sasuke, being an homicidal maniac is the perfect way to cleanse your clan's name.
- Sasuke wants to revive his clan by killing everybody. Not sure how that works.
- Sakura: Ok, he has lost all his marbles.
-
Kakashi: This is what happens when you breed hatred. Sasuke is just a
victim. Sakura and Naruto don't get it yet but they will. DUN DUN.
- Naruto prepares to do something!
- ...but Kakashi cockblocks him.
- Kakashi: This is my job. And Sakura...
- Sakura: ...Yes?
- Kakashi: Why are you not in the kitchen?
- Sakura: Butbutbut
- Kakashi: This is gonna get NC-17 rating and you are too young to watch this.
- Sakura: but I want to watch hawt man on man action Naruto Funny Spoilers (không xem phí cả đời) Frown
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Kakashi: No buts, get out of here. Remember that poisoned kunai you
were trying to use? Well, it's useless. Sasuke's plot shield protects
him from poison. And you are a girl and can't handle this.
- Sasukito gets ready to use Chidori.
- Who else thinks Sasuke will be getting a new outfit very very soon?
- Karin: BITCH, YOU WILL SO NEED A HEALER NOW BUT I'M DONE WITH YOU.
- YOU GO KARIN.
- Naruto: Are you gonna kill Sasuke?
- Kakashi: GTFO
- Naruto doesn't want Kakashi to hurt his future boyfriend. So he uses his kage bushins to molest him.
- Sasuke: You left him vulnerable and I won't hesitate to pierce him with my sword!
- ...That sounded wrong.
- Kakashi: Naruto, wait!
- Sakura: Naruto! Dammit, why does he get to kick his ass? >(
- Chidori vs Rasengan! This looks familiar...
- Naruto believes they could be standing in each other's shoes. Which I doubt, Sasuke only uses Manolos.
- Kishi is big on symbolism so suddenly we have a Rasenging Sasuke and a Chidoring Naruto.
- >insert big kaboom here<
- This week we replace your mandatory flashback with some hammerspace.
- Naruto: Sasuke, I´m pregnant.
- Sasuke: Bitch, I left 3 years ago. That ain't mine.
- Naruto: *cough* When I was a kid, everybody hated me...
- Sasuke: Not this sh*t again...
-
Naruto: and I hated them too and I wanted revenge... but then I met
people like you and Iruka-sensei... and I wanted to be with you, be
like you, walk with you...
- Wait, this sounds familiar.
- Naruto just stole Hinata's confession.
- Not cool, Naruto.
-
Now I know why Hinata has been MIA for over a year. Naruto did talk
with her after he defeated Pain... to check if he could use her speech
to woo Sasuke.
- I swear I thought Naruto was going to confess.
-
Sasuke: It's too late, nothing you can say will change my mind because
I'm set on EVIL. I´m going to kill you, your mommy, your daddy
and your little dog too. So make your choice: kill me and be a hero or
die a loser.
- Naruto: I TAKE A THIRD OPTION, BITCH.

So, how long till Madara rescues Princess Sasuke?

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"Fists" or "Zetsu was inside Sasuke, Tobidara is a tease and Sasuke is touched by Naruto's confession"

- Covers has chibi Naruto and Sasuke.
- God I miss them Naruto Funny Spoilers (không xem phí cả đời) Frown
- ...wait, is that a "NS" in the cover? @_@
- So we finally have the answer to a question that has haunted the fandom for ages... NARUTO TOPS.
- Sasuke and Naruto are fated, what else is new?
- Rasengan + Chidori = Sonic wave
- Naruto and Sasuke blast off!
- Kakashi finally shows his skills, ditches bushin!Naruto and rescues the real one.
- That panel is kinda suggestive
- AND OUT OF NOWHERE, HERE'S ZETSU!
- Wait, Zetsu was inside Sasuke?
- That's why Sasuke was acting like a bitch, imaging having a cactus up your ass.
- Zetsu catches Sasuke. Looks adorable in the process.
- ... ok, disregard the above. THIS is a suggestive panel.
- Sasuke mirrors my thoughts and wonders where the heck Zetsu came from.
- Zetsu: Madara told me to stalk you.
- Zetsu knows they are in deep sh*t. Well, he is. He is an Akatsuki member, he doesn't have a cloak and he has three main characters in front of him. If he doesn't run he is so dead.
- Zetsu: I better call Madara before sh*t goes down. Good thing I have him on speed dial.
- Kakashi: I told you to go home >(
- Naruto: *ignores Kakashi* Not I'm certain Sasuke is the love of my life

MEANWHILE IN TOBICAVE

- OMG THE MASK IS OFF!
- But Tobidara is a freaking tease and he doesn't let us see his face.
- His back looks hot, though.
- Oh yeah, the Rinnegan is mentioned.
- Zetsu: Hi, boss. Sasuke is in trouble. What would you recommend?

BACK TO TEAM 7 WANGST PARTY

- Kakashi: WTF are you talking about.
- Sakura is sweating a lot. She needs to take the cloak off. And the shirt too. Just in case.
- Srs Naruto and almost blind but always sexy Sasuke stare at each other. You can cut the sexual tension with a knife.
- Tobidara unflushes himself.
- Kakashi: !
- Tobidara: Am I interrupting something? Sasuke, you have been a bad boy.
- Kakashi is mad, yo.
- Tobidara: hello thar, nine-tails. I´d love to stay and chat, but my soap opera starts in 5 minutes.
- Sasukito is really tired.
- OMG ZETSU ZOMBIE BRIGADE
- Zetsu: I'll take care of him.
- Kakashi: Two Akatsukis? I can't handle this sh*t, what the heck am I doing here?
- Tobidara: Sorry, Zetsu. Naruto's plot shield would kick your butt. Besides, I want Sasuke to capture him because that would be so lulzy and there's this new brand of popcorn I wanted to try for ages.
- Tobidara is worried about Kisame.
- Zetsu is gonna find a very dead fish.
- Zetsu is a pirate.
- Kakashi: Naruto, don't get closer to the crazy pyschos.
- Naruto: I know, mother. I just want to say something to Sasuke.
- Tobidara: Not this again, let's go Sasuk..
- Sasuke: Wait.
- Do you hear that? That's the sound of Naruto's Jesus no Jutsu melting Sasuke's HATRED.
- Naruto: Do you remember about the valley of the end and that thing you told me about elite ninjas?
- THERE'S OUR FLASHBACK
- Naruto: We are Super Hot right now Sasuke. The cream of the cream. So, did you see what's in my heart? COULD YOU FEEL IT? Do you see what will happen if we fight again?
- Kakashi: This is so gay.
- Sakura: I read a yaoi manga that ended just like this...
- Naruto: If we fight again we'll both going to die.
- Everybody: WAT
- I swear that the Romeo and Juliet comparisons I made before were just a joke.
- Naruto: I'm the only one that can fight you, so if you attack Konoha, we'll both die.
- Sasuke: WTF is wrong with you? WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH?
- Naruto: BECAUSE I LOVE YOU I'M YOUR FRIEND.
- You can see in this panel how Operation Make Sasuke's Hatred Melt Part 1 = Success!
- Kakashi and Sakura: ...d*mn.
- Naruto: So the only way we'll understand each other is by kicking each other behinds! I won't give up, not yet. But since everybody is sick of my Super Speeches... we'll fight, we'll die and WE'LL BE ONE. No more burdens, we'll be together forever in the After Life.
- Sakura: OMG most epic love story ever. *cries*
- Sasuke: So... yeah. I still don't care. I'm not going to die, but you will.
- Kakashi: Naruto, lemme be relevant, please?
- Naruto: Heck no. The only important people in this manga are Sasuke and I. So I'm the only one that's fighting him!


So, yeah...



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"The Battle Begins" or "Zetsu is a hot mess, Kishimoto hates Sakura, Sasuke’s brain is fickle like the Autumn Skies but nobody cares because GUESS WHO IS NOT DEAD?"

- Cover has Zetsu, who looks disgusting and... hot at the same time.
- Don't look at me like that.
- A creature that may or may not be human... geez, you think?
- Zetsu worked for a magician. I wonder what kind of tricks he knows...
- Declaring war on his friend! The thick plottens.
- It seems Sasuke is not psycho anymore. He is still a moron, though.
- Karin ponders the meaning of life.
- Sasuke: Fine. But I'll kill you before you kill me.
- Naruto: You'll still don't accept me as your soul mate equal.
- Sakura has a mini flashback of last chapter about Naruto wanting to die with Sasukito.
- And she cries. :/
- Sakura compares her resolve with Naruto's and says he totally knows what he is doing, while she is useless and all she does is cry. She can't do anything, so she will trust her boys and let them handle it. She is just a girl after all!

We interrupt this review so I can put some ice on the bump I gave myself after headdesking too hard.

Where was I? Oh, yes.

- Kakashi tells Naruto that Sasuke is all his. Was there any doubt about it?
- Kakashi: Take care of my body, Sakura.
- Sakura: 8D SCORE
- Kakashi tries to take Madara with his eye jutsu.
- Tobidara: LOL, don't bother. That has no effect on me.
- Kakashi: Naruto Funny Spoilers (không xem phí cả đời) Frown
- Tobidara: Let's go, Sasuke.
- Sasuke: Madara... we need to talk.
- Tobidara: Oh dear... well, Madara out!
- Tobidara flushes Sasuke and himself.
- Naruto: Sasuke, I'm ready when you are 8D

TOBIDARA AND SASUKE GO BACK TO THE BATCAVE

- Tobidara: So... what's on your mind?
- Sasuke: I want Itachi's eyes.
- Tobidara: I knew you would want them eventually. I was saving them for your birthday but you are going blin...
- Sasuke: I want them now.
- Tobidara: ...really? What changed your mind?
- In his free time, Sasuke works for L'oreal.
- Sasuke: I want to destroy Naruto with my own power... that's why I'll use my brothers' eyes! 8D
- Sasuke wants Itachi's eyes because he wants to destroy everything Naruto stands for. Or so he says.

BACK TO TEAM WANGST MINUS SASUKE

- Sakura thanks Naruto for everything. In her head.
- For some reason seeing a psycho Sasuke and Naruto basically saying they will probably die together makes her hopeful that all Team 7 will be happy in the end.
- Yeah, I don't get it either.
- Suddenly, Naruto faints.
- Kakashi: D:
- Sakura: D:
- Naruto foams.
- Kakashi catches Naruto and gets drool all over his hand. Eeeew.
- Way to break the tension, Kishi.
- Kakashi: It's the poison from your kunai, the one that you used to try to kill Sasuke. Quick! Gimme the antidote!
- Sakura: Oh sh*t, Sasuke used the poisoned kunai I tried to kill him with!
- Kakashi: I just said that.
- Naruto: I'm dyiiiing.
- Sakura: Whoops.
- omg Kakashi carrying Karin <3
- Kakashi: We are taking you to Konoha, be a good girl.
- Karin: Why would I try that now? -___-
- I bet Naruto will get another fangirl in the near future.

MEANWHILE IN HIDDEN LAND OF AWESOME PEOPLE

- People receive Killerbee and the Raikage with love and cheers.
- Look at these GQ mofos. You wish you were this hot.
- Killerbee: Hi, guys! What's up?
- IT'S TEAM SAMUI <3
- Omoi: WE WERE WORRIED SICK.
- Karui: Chill, at least he is safe.
- Raikage's hot secretary wants details.
- Darui: Can't we take a break? Naruto Funny Spoilers (không xem phí cả đời) Frown
- Shii: We are at war.
- Darui: But I want a massage D:
- Omoi: WTF is that thing?
- Killerbee: That's a souvenir I got from one of the 7 Swordsman of the Mist. Girl can't get enough of me, so I think she'll become my main bitch.
- Omoi: Sweet 8D

MEANWHILE THE ZETSUS BURY KISAME

- WhiteZetsu: So, did you record that?
- BlackZetsu: Yes and I posted it in YouTube.
- WhiteZetsu: Where's Samehada?
- BlackZetsu: They took her.
- WhiteZetsu: So, he did it?
- OMG
- Kisame, you shifty and awesome bastard.
- Inside Samehada, there's a surprise for you...
- YES, KISAME IS ALIVE. YESYESYES
- Kisame survived the cloak theory. He is THAT awesome.
- Here's your weekly flashback.
- Tobidara is so Genre Savvy he just knew that the moment he declared war, everybody would try to keep Killerbee on a leash, so he is... he is going to do something NINJA-LIKE.
- So Kisame used WhiteZetsu to create a clone of himself because Zetsu can copy everything he touches.
- Kisame: Ok, so I'm going undercover brother on their asses. Awesome 8D
- So Samehada liked Killerbee's chakra but she never betrayed Kisame.
- I'm so sorry for calling you fickle, Samehada D:
- Kisame's chakra is just like Samehada's, so not even the sensors noticed.
- WhiteZetsu: I could have done that. I am sneaky. Naruto Funny Spoilers (không xem phí cả đời) Frown
- BlackZetsu: But you are weak, you played your part well.
- WhiteZetsu: I've never tried to do that underwater before. 8D
- So that Kisame was naked Zetsu clone all along.
- I can't believe ninjas are acting like, well... ninjas.
- Zetsu: IT'S FEEDING TIME 8D

MEANWHILE IN WATERFALL COUNTRY

- Fodder!nin are scared of something.
- OMG WHITE SNAKES? IS THIS WHO I THINK IT IS?
- Attack of the groping reptiles.
- YES, IT IS.
- Hi Kabuto, I missed you and your kinky ass.
- Kabuto is getting used to the snakey powers and thinks it's time he goes back to the fray and...
- Is that MEDUSA'S CLOAK?

This is me while Kishimoto treated Sakura like crap

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This is me while Sasuke said he wanted Itachi's eyes

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This is me when Kisame was confirmed to be alive

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And this is me when Kabuto appeared

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"The Villages" or "OMG THE ROOKIE NIN ARE BACK and other stuff happens"

- The feudal lords are discussing the possibility of creating a Ninja Force.
- An antenna? Kishimoto remembered that there's technology in Naruto?
- I bet they watch the World Cup in that room.
- The water lord does not want to give ninjas so much power.
- Messenger boy tells them to make a decision already because the batteries are dying.
- Samuel L. Jackson approves
- Beard lord approves
- So does Chouji's long lost cousin
- The slighly gay Lord of Fire approves too.
- Come on, Lord of Water, you know you want it.
- LoW: Fine.
- Messenger boy Tenga: Awesome 8D
- Hey they have cameras and everything!

MEANWHILE IN THE FOREST

- Naruto: You went crazy on them.
- Aaaaw, look at Lee he looks so adorab... are Kiba and Akamaru holding hands?
- Sakura: Whoops
- Kakashi: They just wanted to help, you should apologize when they wake up.
- Sakura: Ok, ok -__-
- Karin looks comfy.
- Naruto approaches Lee..
- Sakura tells him to be gentle because she was kinda rough with them.
- But Naruto is tired so he takes a nap.
- Sakura: WTF THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR THAT
- Karin: Weren't you the one who poisoned the kunai?
- Kakashi: LOL
- Sakura: ...I'll be in my depression corner.
- Naruto sleeps like a baby.
- Kakashi and Sakura: Aaaaaw look at him he is so cuteee

MEANWHILE IN THE HOT VILLAGE OF SAND

- OMG THE KAZEKAGE IS BACK IN THE HOUSE.
- Everybody: *fangirls*
- Look at this GQ siblings.
- Temari: Did the feudal lord return my birdmail?
- Random Gaara fanboy: Yes.
- Kankurou: What did he say?

MEANWHILE IN THE LAND OF HOT LADIES AND SHARK PEOPLE

- Random Mizu nin: We received a message from the Feudal Lord!
- Look at this GQ mizu trio.
- Ao: Let's hear it.

MEANWHILE IN THE LAND OF GIMLIS

- Kurotsuchi: That was fast.
- Akatsuchi: Just say "Akatsuki" and "tailed beasts" and they'll agree to anything.
- I noticed that all villages look cool except Konoha.

BACK TO THE WE FAILED TO GET SASUKE AGAIN TEAM

- Kiba is gonna smack a bitch. Looks hot in the process.
- Kiba: I do everything you say, I track the bastard and what do i get? No action whatsoever because you wanted to hog the spotlight.
- Sakura: Believe me, you actually saved yourself the humilliation. :/
- Kiba: Then Sai goes gossip girl on Naruto and Sasuke gets away again!
- Naruto: Stop whining!
- Kiba: MOTHERFUCKER YOU HAVE BEEN WHINING AND CRYING IN YOUR PILLOW SINCE SASUKE LEFT!
- Excuse me while I fangirl over Kiba.
- Sai: He has a point! 8D
- Naruto: Well aren't you having the time of your life you troll.
- Sai: Thank you.
- Naruto: THAT WAS NOT A COMPLIMENT
- Lee: Aaaw, the old Naruto is back!
- Kiba: That's because he never grew up. Once a dumbass, always a dumbass.
- Seriously Kiba, stop giving me reasons to love you.
- Naruto: Screw you, Kiba!
- Me: Hey, get in line!
*cough*
- Karin notices Naruto's chakra is Sasuke's opposite and it's so warm and nice.
- Here comes Naruto fangirl number 245245345345
- But she also notices a dark chakra within him. Which I bet is Naruto's furry monster.
- Suddenly, an fodder Anbu team appears.
- Anbu: Hi, Sai. Long time no seen. Now tells us what happened.
- Sai: The seal is gone, this means Danzou is..
- Anbu: ...deader than Disco
- Sai: Yes, which means Root needs to have a long talk with our new Hokage... KAKASHI!
- Kakashi: Oh great...
- Anbu: ...

BACK TO KONOHA

- Shizune: TSUNADE-SAMA!
- Something tells me Kakashi will break the record for shortest term in Hokage history

MEANWHILE THE ROOKIES HAVE A MEETING

- Tenten: WTF you are going to fight Sasuke on your own? I WANT SCREENTIME, DAMMIT
- TENTEN SPEAKS. AND SHE IS MAKING SENSE.
- Shikamaru: Tenten is right, this is not your problem anymore, it's everybody's problem
- Kiba: So that's why you didn't want to talk about this on the road... we are ready to kill Sasuke.
- Naruto: I'm not trying to be selfish. I sweeeear.
- Shikamaru: You are not trying to convince us so you can protect Sasuke, right?
- Shikamaru sees what you did there.
- Sakura: d*mn it, Naruto, can you be more subtle? D:
- Hinata and Sakura are in the same panel. It's canon.
- Naruto: Trust me, I'm not going to defend Sasuke at all. 8D
- Neji looks like a hot pimp.
- Neji: If Sasuke was weakened, why didn't you kill him when you had the chance?
- Sakura: Madara was there!
- Kiba: Pft, Naruto defeated Pain and you are gonna tell me he couldn't kill a half blind, tired Sasuke?
- Naruto: No, I can't defeat Sasuke at his current level... so I'm going to let him rest and get more powerful!
- Chouji: What?
- Naruto: In short, i´m the only one who can defeat him, you stay in the kitchen.
- Tenten's bitchface is EPIC.
- Neji: WTF happened? Tell us.
- Naruto: I'll tell you when the time is right.
- Sakura: Naruto, what are you hiding? Other than your rather obvious mancrush?
- Naruto: Now, if you excuse me, I'm hungry, I'll go eat some ramen.
- Everybody: WTF
- Meanwhile the elders know that they can't be part of the Ninja Club Force without a kage so they will elect Kakashi for the job.
- Kakashi is ready...
- Lord of Fire: I officially appoint you as the new...
- URGENT NEWS!
- TSUNADE IS AWAKE.
- That was the biggest kageblock I've ever seen.
- Kakashi: That was close.
- Shizune: TSUNADE-SAMAAAAAAAA
- Tsunade: My ribs... D:

MEANWHILE IN THE TOBICAVE

- Tobidara: So, as your doctor, I suggest you take some time to recuperate. Are you in pain? Do you feel dizzy? Would you like a lollipop?
- Sasuke is shirtless, beat up and with a blindfold. Somehow he still manages to look pretty.
- Sasuke: I can feel Itachi inside me and I can sense my new HAX making me stronger... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

So... will Naruto let any of the rookies have some screentime? Will he remember Hinata confessed like 50 chapters ago? Will Kishimoto let Sakura do something useful? Will Sasuke continue on his path to EVIL and DARKNESS? Is Itachi headdesking like mad in the AfterLife?

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"On the brink of World War!" or "HOLY sh*t IT'S A ZOMBIE, GET IN THE CAR"

- We get a colored cover with Naruto and a bunch of scrolls.
- The frogs are in Myouboku montain, chilling and discussing Naruto news.
- Apparently Jiraiya told froggie to store himself with Naruto. Not sure how that works.
- Froogie: GTS what should I do? Jiraiya tried to teach Naruto to play tag with Kyuubi, but the moment they told him to sit, he got his ass kicked. I'm not sure what Minato was planning when sealing Kyuubi on his kid...
- GTS: Rumour says he was drunk...
- YodaSage: We should just give the key to Naruto. He is the Hero, he wll figure it out.
- GTS: Fine, bring him here. Now where's my margarita?
- We get colored cover this week...
- With lots and lots of awesome characters. Don't get too attached, Kishimoto will forget about them in 5 minutes.
- Hellou Kurotsuchi.
- Chou-chan is so cute.
- Cloud nins represent...wtf is with that freaky Konoha nin?
- I see you lurking, Iruka.

OK, SO LET'S SEE WHAT OUR HEROES ARE DOING IN KONOHA

- Karin: And Orochimaru made me do horrible things. I was traumatized after he made me organize his porn collection. Then Sasuke forced me to help him then treated me like craaaaap.
- I love you, Karin, I really do.
- Ibiki's assistant: You have been through so much you poor innocent girl! D:
- Ibiki: So, yeah... if I wanted to hear badly acted soap opera I would be at home watching channel 6. I want to know about Kabuto and Sasuke.
- Ibiki's assistant: D:
- Ibiki: You should know better. Falling for her womanly wiles, tsk tsk.
- Karin: Ok, fine. I´ll talk, but I have some conditions!
- Ibiki: EXCUSE ME? >(
- Karin: First, I'm hungry. FEED ME.
- Karin you are the HBIC.

MEANWHILE IN TSUNADE'S TEMPORARY OFFICE

- Even the pig is ashamed, Tsunade.
- Shizune: Slow down.
- Tsunade: I need food to recover my strength, keep it coming!
- Shizune: There's nothing left. You'll need to wait.
- Tsunade: There's the pig...
- Shizune: WTF NO.
- Kakashi: Am I interrupting something?
- Tsunade: Fooooood
- Kakashi: Ok... I just wanted to say that I'm so happy you are awake. I was so close to being Hokage and I was starting to believe Kishimoto wouldn't revive you in time. Can you imagine it? Those clothes don't suit me at all.
- Tsunade: Ok, report.
- Kakashi: Well, Naruto was punched by a group of Kumo nins for being a Sasuke fangirl, he begged the Raikage to leave Sasuke alone, then Sai thought it was a good idea to give Sakura a guilt trip, then Sakura confessed to Naruto in such a way even Naruto didn't believe it, then she knocked her team out so she could kill Sasuke herself, then Sasuke went batshit crazy and tried to kill her twice so Naruto and I had to save her... twice and then Naruto told Sasuke they would probably die fighting. That last part was very gay.
- Tsunade: ... I leave you alone for a few days and you turn this manga into a fucking mess. Anyway, I can't believe Raikage and Tsuchikage are gonna cooperate.
- Kakashi: It's that serious.
- Tsunade: So I heard Uchiha Madara is still alive.
- Kakashi: Only somebody like Madara could craft such a plan.
- Tsunade: Another war... d*mn these Uchiha. Ok, as soon as I done with dessert, let's have a meeting.

MEANWHILE AT ICH... WTF THESE PEOPLE REBUILD FAST.

- Naruto: Tsunade is awake?
- Sakura: YES. <3
- Naruto: SWEET <3
- RamenGuy: That's awesome. Let's celebrate, everybody eats on the house 8D
- Naruto: 8D
- RamenGuy: Sakura, have a seat.
- Sakura: Sorry, I have to tell the others. Kthxbai
- Naruto: YAAAAY, NOW I NEED MORE FOOD.

MEANWHILE IN THE TEMPORARY MEETING ROOM

- Tsunade: So this is the Official Important Stuff Needs to be Decided meeting.
- Homura: Weapons, food, ninjas! We need everything ASAP.
- Excuse me while I take a moment to ignore the fact that Shikamaru is still the only rookie Kishimoto cares about.
- We get it Kishi. You love him so much you want to date him.

BACK TO NARUTO AND HIS RAMENFEST

- Naruto is about to have some delicious ramen...
- ...when he is suddenly teleported to Frog Mountain.
- And since his sense of smell apparently sucks he ends up eating worm soup.
- Naruto: EEEEEEEEEEEEEW WHY AM I HERE I HAD AN IMPORTANT MEETING WITH SOME NOODLES.
- YodaFrog: I reverse summoned you.
- Naruto: You what?
- YodaFrog: Nevermind, the GTS wants to see you.
- Naruto: Hello you big wrinkly amphibian.
- GTS: Hello... who are you again?
- Naruto: Uzumaki Naruto. My name is in the cover, ffs.
- GTS: Oh, right... I has a prophecy for you! In the future... you'll meet an Octopus!
- Geez, Kishi, where did you get these prophecies? In the Captain Obvious section?
- GTS: I see tentacles in your future.
- Naruto: ...I'm not sure if I like the sound of that...
- GTS: Then you will battle a young man with powerful eyes...
- Naruto: ...I wonder who...
- GTS: You know him?
- Naruto: It's kinda obvious.
- GTS: Ok, give him the Key.
- Gamatora: Fine fine... here you go.
- Naruto: Motherfucker I'm not reading all that sh*t.
- Gamatora: We included a summary. It's the key to turn Kyuubi into your persomal bitch. Also the key to complete that mysterious jutsu Kishimoto has been hinting at since part two started.
- Naruto: Well, when you put it that way...

MEANWHILE SOMEWHERE ELSE.

- IT'S ANKOOOOOOO
- d*mn, she's sexy.
- Anko: Kabuto is becoming more and more like Orochimaru...
- Orochimaru was a vampire?
- Anko: But leaving so much evidence behind is not like him... I SMELL TRAP.
- RandomHyuuga: He is totally doing it on purpose.
- Anko: I'm sure he wants to be as sneaky as Orochimaru... but will he go to Konoha or Akatsuki first?

MEANWHILE NEAR AKATSUKI'S BATCAVE

- That snake is kinda cute.

...


- Don't look at me like that.
- Kabutochimaru: Hi Tobi, what's up? Oh right... it's Madara now.
- Tobidara: I'm impressed you even found me.
- Kabutochimaru: I just followed the EVIL LAIR 200 KM signs. Also, I'm a super spy.
- Tobidara: You are also a traitor, for that I'll kill you!
- Kabutochimaru: LEMME SHOW YOU MY REFERENCES FIRST.
- Kabutochimaru does a jutsu...
- Tobidara: IMPOSSIBLE
- ...
- Is... what... I don't even.
- Kishimoto has been watching Dawn of the Dead...
- AND HERE COMEEEES... ITACHI, SASORI, DEIDARA, KAKUZU AND THE RATHER UNHEALTHY LOOKING NAGATO, I GIVE YOU... THE ZOMBIE AKATSUKI SQUAD.
- Tobidara: Edo Tensei.., Kishimoto remembers what he wrote in part 1?
- Waaaait, the second Hokage knew how to use this?
- Kabutochimaru: This is a performance, just for you. If you are not convinced, I can show you the Full Monty.
- Tobidara: I... think I'll pass.
- Kabutochimaru: I didn't come here to fight.
- Tobidara: ?
- Kabutochimaru: I want you to hire me. 8D

I...


First I was

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"The truth of the Nine-tails!" or "Tobidara and Kabutochimaru BFF and Naruto is gonna make Kyuubi his bitch"

- Tobidara: So I hear you like mudpiks... and you want to join Akatsuki... what's in for me?
- Kabutochimaru: You are planning to start a war soon. I'm offering back-up. Fancy zombie back-up... I'm offering you the magnificent 5! Itachi, Sasori, Deidara, Kakuzu and...
- Tobidara: Skeletor?
- Kabutochimaru: ...that would be Nagato. Anyway, with this lineup you could give any NFL team a run for its money. And I have more...
- Tobidara is suspicious and wants to know what Kabutochimaru wants in return.
- Kabutochimaru: Not much, I just want to know everything there's to know about ninjtsu and... I want Sasuke's fragile body. 8D
- What's with everybody and their mothers wanting Sasuke's body?
- Tobidara: And if I say no?
- If Tobidara says no, Kabutochimaru has some Prime Blackmail Material...
- ...which we cannot see.
- Tobidara: That's... that's... D:
- Ok, it has to be something REALLY creepy to make Tobidara sh*t his pants.
- Kabutochimaru: HA, you thought I would come here and risk my ass without a back-up plan? NOW YOU CAN'T REFUSE ME 8D
- You know you are mad when Tobidara of all people calls you mad.
- Tobidara: How the heck did you do this you sneaky creepy yet incredibly sexy bastard?
- Kabutochimaru: Oh, you know... But don't worry. I haven't told anybody about your little secret.
- Ok, now I'm really curious. What's in the box? Tobidara's heart pattern underwear? Embarrassing baby pictures?
- Tobidara ponders... and then he laughs a little.
- Kabutochimaru: What's so funny? D<
- Tobidara: I never thought you had so much potential. You are smart.
- Kabutochimaru: ...so?
- Tobidara: Ok, you are in... on one condition. I'll give you Sasuke after the war is over.
- Kabutochimaru: Deal 8D
- Tobidara: We'll have to make some changes to my Master Plan to accomodate you, but well.
- Kabutochimaru's has an evil smirk.
- And Tobidara has an evil stare.

MEANWHILE SOMEWHERE ELSE

- Ok, so the Akatsuki Batcave is in the Middle of a Dinosaur Graveyard.
- Kabutochimaru is pulling a Hansel and Gretel... with corpses.
- Sexy Anko is sexy.
- It was very nice of Kabutochimaru to leave those corpses so the Konoha team could catch up.
- Anko: Ok, Walking Binocular, tell me what you see.
- Hello random Hyuuga dude that looks exactly like Neji.
- Tokuma: I see dead people.
- Anko: -___-
- Tokuma: Well, technically speaking they are dead...
- Anko: Do you want me to hurt you?
- Tokuma: Ok, ok, I was just enjoying my 5 seconds of screentime. I see the mysterious masked man and Kabuto going underground.
- Anko: WHAT? I came all the way here and I don't even get a fight fuckyoudammit.
- Woah, news travel fast. Everybody knows Tobi = Madara?
- Anko: Maybe Kabuto did it on purpose so we could find the Akatsuki Not So Secret Lair. Whatever, it seems we won't be dying today. Let's go back to Konoha to give our report.

MEANWHILE IN FROG COUNTRY

- Yoda Frog tells Naruto to put his hand on the seal already because he has an appointment at 4 and he is making him waste his time.
- Let Naruto think Frog, this is a rare sight. Let's enjoy it.
- The other frog can see why Naruto looks nervous.. I mean, just look at that chibi Kyuubi. Don't you just want to hug it and take it hom.... I mean, scary demon of doom in your body! That would scare anybody.
- Kyuubi's chakra. Warning: contains evil will.
- Kyuubi is just misunderstood. >( Just look at him!
- So this key will let Naruto control Kyuubi as long as he doesn't feel HAAATRED.
- That should be easy... just don't mention Sasuke and we will be fine. The second he gives in, Kyuubi will come out to Part-y
- Poor Kyuubi is fated to become Naruto's bitch.
- Jiraiya tried to use the key. It didn't end well.

HERE'S OUR WEEKLY FLASHBACK

- Naruto: It's true. When I faced Orochimaru he badmouthed Sasuke and I almost killed poor Sakura. So I decided not to use the Kyuubi's power ever again.
- Hey, look at that, Naruto remembers Hinata!
- Naruto: But Pain hurt the loli and I was so angry I just needed to smack a bitch. Then daddy came and pulled a Yondaime Ex Machina on me and I felt safe again...
- Naruto remembers his One True Love.
- Naruto: I'm gonna need a Hax to fight the King of Hax, so I will stop ruining. I will use Kyuubi's power and make daddy proud <3
- Naruto is ready to tame his Inner Beast.
- Ok, contract is sign... all yours? Wait, what, Naruto what exactly did you sign? D:

MEANWHILE IN THE LAND OF COOL PEOPLE

- Killerbee <3
- So while the Serious Council is discussing Serious Issues, Killerbee writes songs.
- ...and Samekisame watches. Looks hilarious in the process.
- Raikage: OK THEN. WE'LL HAVE THE SUPER MEETING IN THREE DAYS, SEND NOTIFICATIONS TO THE OTHER WUSSIES.

So, I'm still curious, what's in the box?

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